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by N/A

Hi!

Sorry for the missed comics last week. Rah is working multiple jobs and taking a course right now, so she is quite busy (and N/A is rather useless on the comic drawing front). Anyways I hope you guys like the 3 posted today. We've almost hit 50 unique views in one day. I'm pretty happy about this actually. =)

I started a new blog for announcements since the page got all stretched!

-N/A

June 21st, 2010

Announcements
by N/A

Hey! Today there are two new comics, one is a bonus because only a few people will understand it.  The owners of R&R books (my favourite bookstore) are pillaging the sale done by the town's literacy council.  They are both qualified book pirates, and they even have a big pirate flag in the back room.  Good luck in your raid!  These markers were actually supplied by one of the owners.  The irony being that he intended to give me a black marker.  :)  Yoho!

I'm having trouble finding good lighting in my house.  There is just no light without glare. :) hence the fuzziness.

~Rah

May 28th, 2010

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LOST IS OVER =(

-N/A

May 24th, 2010

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Actually, Rah will be getting new markers as soon as N/A gets them to her (they are a gift from the Rob, who is excited about his feature comic next week, and wants to make sure it is not just in blue!).

-N/A

May 21st, 2010

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Hi readers~!  I will eventually get new markers, but I'm a little financially challenged at the mo' and you might have to wait for the ones I have now to run out.  So I hope you like blue and red, because you're going to be seeing it for a while. I wonder what our strips would look like with those old 3D glasses?  There is an elephant in the way of my life, and I hope it moves soon, because this constant stream of failures isn't very amusing.  Life is funny, but it can sure be depressing.  *shakes fist at sky*  Curse you, Author! (N/A will know what this means)

-Rah

May 21st, 2010

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*Poof!* We're back in action.  I apologize for the past two weeks of disappointment. We know you've been checking and we're sorry to have inconvenienced you.  As the apology states (a few comics back you'll find it) the issue was that I couldnt find my board and markers, as theyd been packed in some random box when moving from my residence to home.  Then I did find them, only to discover that the black marker didn't work.  You can't tell in the comic I've posted, but the board is falling to pieces, it's rather irksome to draw on.  The markers as you can tell are rather dry. So (ironically) the comic Clear Paradox might be a little hard to make out!  Oh well, I'll stop bitching now. Enjoy the comics!  Sorry if you think Vegetable is in bad taste! ;)   hehehehe

-Rah

May 8th, 2010

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Hey,

Sorry for the disappearing act. The last week of exams and moving out was a bit crazy andI know today's isn't the usual style (and the art is crap... that's supposed to be a stick man next to a tent, btw), but I haven't heard from Rah today so I wanted to make sure we had something... If Rah posts one too then maybe we'll just make up for last week.

-N/A

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Sorry for the late uploads, readers! The one that was supposed to come out yesterday will come out at some point today. I've just been caught up with a little thing called life, which is in fact a game wherein one is thrown into a bag of shit with no way out. Expect it by latest 8pm.

-Rah

April 27th

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Rah told me this one, and although I was able to guess the answer right away, I told her not to use it. So I`m sorry readers, for its terrible punness... I hope the punness of it didn`t kill you all. If it did, well, fine, but still read our comic from beyond the grave please! And leave comments. I enjoy them.

 

-N/A

April 24th, 2010

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N/A hadn't posted for a while. She isn't dead, and I didn't kill her. As far as any of you know, anyways.

I woke up past noon today, which will surprise those of you who know me personally.  Until I tell you I was out having a blast last night and didn't get home until 6:30am.  So many adventures, this was definitely one of the best memories from first year. XD

The only downside to this is that I didn't study for my biology exam at all.  So I will be doing that today! All of today! D:

Good luck to N/A on her Math exam :)

~Rah

April 19th, 2010

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This is N/A, writing to make sure everyone realizes that she is indeed very much alive and has not been killed by Rah. Either that or this is Rah impersonating N/A to get the authorities off her back...I kid. Rah is very nice and not at all murderous (there, I said it, will you stop threatening me? please?).

But yes, as illustrated here, math nerds are totally awesome. Hopefully the math gods will be on my side this coming week. I'm still a little ticked at them for starting to require me to actually work with the textbook to learn math... oh to the good old days of just doing the practice test the day before and being good to go... Maybe they're just ticked at me for choosing bio over math...

Another great thing with this comic was that my math TA actually did a problem with f of u the other day... there were definitely some giggles in the room at that. Hey, we're university kids taking calculus part II when most people abandoned ship after part 1 (the exam of that course left some people with some pretty big holes, if you know what I mean), we have to get our laughs somewhere!

-N/A

April 17th, 2010

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For some reason I keep getting songs from kindergarten stuck in my head today. Earlier I whistled "robin in the rain", then my brother and i sang "Lima Bean" in Commons today. Now, thanks to this comic, I have "The Bear climbed over the Mountain". Aaargh.  :(

-Rah

April 12th, 2010

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No more classes! Woooo! Now we just need to get through exams and we're done our first year.  Today's comic makes reference to 4 years ago, when Pluto was mercilessly punted from being a Planet.  This is an older joke that I made up last term. I believe I already warned you lot about my Astronomy Puns? Well this isn't the last of them, and not the worst either, so beware!  

-Rah

April 9th, 2010

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Yo, ho, I hope you enjoyed Friday's comic.  Today's is a little depressing, except for the bio pun! Shove over Physics, Biology wants a turn too.  I wanted to do something happy, but I guess this relates more to my present life than anything else I had in mind.  :(

Whatever the flowers say, I love you, readers :)

-Rah

April 5th, 2010

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Hey :D  N/A was the only one who laughed when I told her this joke.  I feel so accomplished today even though I've done no schoolwork whatsoever. My room is spotless, I did two hours of lengths, I selected my top choices for second year program, and I posted Monday's comic. Hopefully soon I'll be done with clothing and photo sales too.  I don't know about you, but I am so looking forward to April fool's / Poisson d'avril  !!!!! Have an awesome week, readers! <3

-Rah

March 29th, 2010

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This has been an exciting week for both of us.  Midterms, parties, ceremonies, and meetings all around.  Last but not least N/A's birthday on Tuesday.  Now she's a little old person.  Oh and N/A, you may not have noticed the subtle morbidity behind eating strawberry shortcake on Monday night~ just thought I'd point it out.

Have a great weekend!  :D 

-Rah

March 26th, 2010

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Happy Birthday N/A!

-Rah

March 23th, 2010

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I know it's a little belated, but HAPPY PI DAY. We thought it would be appropriate to use this comic to celebrate. I'm also happy to see how many people find it to be rather awesome. It turned out really really well. Congrats Rah.

I hope your pi days were all as awesome as my own. Late night trips to the grocery store to buy a pie and eat it before the end of the day is totally what that holidays about.I also wanted to clear up for as to why the idea of Rah leaving knives covered in the blood of strawberries in my room is so frightening... That day she'd also left a drawing on my door about how if I were any fruit, I'd be a strawberry, since I'm small, sweet, and covered in dots. She also vowed to kill me at our oh so totally official wedding (I vowed to outlive her though... Not quite sure how that's working out yet). So yeah, if I ever stop making blogs for this, suspect fowl play. And no, that wasn't meant to have anything to do with chickens, but I'm sure some of you were looking for the pun. Actually, knowing Rah she probably would sick chickens on me just for the pun of it (lol, totally making that a new expression... If we ever get awesome enough to sell tshirts I so tally want to make a "Just for the pun of it" one...). Anyways, enough rambling. I'm supposed to be doing chemistry. N/A out.

-N/A

March 20th, 2010

 

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N/A would like to announce that she personally quite likes this one (much more than she likes the average Punintended comic). She would also like to say that it's now "Nearly Artistic" ("Nearly artistic? How can you be nearly artistic?" "Like this. -nearly pulls off head-... What do you mean that proves nothing? I think that settles any argument! Fine then, two angry camels in a tiny car.").

Granted, I should be slightly afraid of Rah's sadistic sense of humour... she did leave a knife in my bathroom this morning... with a suspicious red-ish stain... Sure, she cut up strawberries yesterday, but maybe that's just a cover. DUH DUH DUH!!!

I also wanted to say to our readers out there that we do like the comments on our comics! Even if we don`t approve them all to be up on the site we like reading them =) It makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Almost like holding knives...

Also, today is middle name pride day. Today I am Élise and Rah is Louise. We're attempting to call everyone by their middle names. Makes it hard to talk to people who don't have middle names... =D

-Élise

March 12th, 2010

 

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OMG LOL.  Love you N/A!  Not available or Not artistic? ;p

I should let you draw more often.  <3

-Rah

March 9th, 2010

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Maybe it is sports related.  "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye-- then it's a sport!"

Anyway, French is the language of love, but here are a few examples of ways in which it is a little less than lovely.  Last night while 'studying' in the library we got to talking about how we're losing our French because we never use it now that we're done Immersion.  Tant pis. 

-Rah

March 5th, 2010

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What's it? What else? YOUR EYE.

I think Rah is just about the only person who wouldn't post a sports related comic the day after the Olympics. I already had to tell her to get out of my country for not watching the hockey game (which, might I add, was absolutely fantastic, even if it almost killed me a few times... the closing ceremonies were pretty good, even if some of the music could have been better since there are some better Canadian artists who weren't there... but they were great mainly because we are such fantastically funny people). These really have been a great couple of weeks though. Because seriously, 14 gold medals at home? We definitely picked the right games to really shine. I'd really like to congratulate all of our athletes for doing such a fantastic job. Now we're all just left with the question of what do we watch now?

-N/A

March 1st, 2010

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Please excuse my mini-PMS below.  I could finally swim again today, so I will return to my perpetual state of "wet and salty", which my gutter-minded friend decided to take in an interesting way.  Hence my choice of comic :D 

-Rah

February 26th, 2010

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It's a tarp!  Swimming is so much fun, and everyone should do it *stares pointedly at N/A*.  I thought I'd get a whole lot of swimming done during Reading Week, I even got a new swimsuit.  And then Aunt Flo drops by on the same day (f**k).  If any of you can find the crotch of Life, please kick it for me.  Much appreciated!  :P 

-Rah

February 22nd, 2010

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Sometimes it's very important to spell things properly.  Just like in real-life hangman and scrabble deathmatch.  One of the best typos I ever made was in my biology notes, writing "Faecal Alcohol Syndrome" instead of "Foetal Alcohol Syndrome" (I suspect Autocorrect is to blame).  I always get a laugh out of it! :D  My grade 12 bio teacher was the one to point it out.

This one does semi-relate back to real life, since I want to donate blood on Tuesday.  Apparently I'm not eligible because of my weight.. but if I wear bulky clothes then they won't be able to tell (hopefully).  I am also iron deficient, so I'll be packing down the spinach the night before.  No I have not handled monkeys or their fluids, lol.

-Rah

February 19th, 2010

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Heyyyyy  D:<  My deli jokes are awesome.

-Rah

Happy family day to all those of you in places where it is celebrated! Hope you find time to at least talk to a family member or other important family-like people. I also find it rather amusing that family day falls right after Valentine's Day. Get a little carried away on Valentine's Day one year, and celebrate Family Day with your brand new family the next!

Anyways today's comic was inspired by Rah's jobs working at a Deli (making Rah sandwiches, with real Rah meat). There are many other jokes that have come from this, but this is by far the best (the only non-slightly painful one... no offense Rah, you know I still love you xD).

-N/A

February 15th, 2010

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Happy (almost) Valentine's Day!  I hope everyone is feeling the love like I am.  I received three condygrams and got 'married' to N/A.  This comic is dedicated to all our readers (We love you guys!) and to Scot <3

-Rah

February 12th, 2010

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I was actually told that a guy and girl had to sleep together naked in the same bed to make a baby.  Which isn't NOT true, but there are a few key details missing.  :)

Usually our comic has something to do with what's going on.  In this case it doesn't (unless something's going on I don't know about!).  This is from during first term exams.  Instead of answering one of the questions, I wrote down all the Astro jokes I'd made up over the course of the term.  Yes, unfortunately that means there's more where this came from.  Sorry!

-Rah

February 1st, 2010

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Rah and I actually both admitted to part-e-ing a fair bit yesterday night. Hopefully since we had the same version of the test that's a good sign... Whatever, 2/5 midterms down for N/A, and 1/5 down for Rah. Yay!

-N/A

January 30th, 2010

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This study tip should be coming in handy.  Only the third week into the new term, and we have Midterms!  Tonight is Organic Chemistry, so good luck to N/A and everyone else writing it!  I could use some luck myself, but in a bind I can always ask Arby, the cat of Arbitrary answers :3  (He likes the letter B, presently).  Speaking of studying-- *vanishes*

Thank you for all the comments! :)

-Rah

January 29th, 2010

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:D   Speaking of decisions, here's one we had to make recently.  Absolute Zero and Formaldehyde are the names of the two Science formals we were considering attending.  We're going to Formaldehyde tonight!  Great opportunity for bad jokes.  (How do you book a table at Formaldehyde? You make pReservations.)  Unfortunately we have to wear heels. Ironic name, "heels".  Ah, the sacrifices we make for puns.  :)

We also have to decide if we will start posting Wednesdays.  We do have enough puns!

-Rah

January 22nd, 2010

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So the official decision is that since this version is much easier to manage, since it does all the fun page stuff for us, we're just going to switch to this. There might be some random changes getting made as we get used to what comic fury has to offer, so please, DON'T PANIC.

To what porpoise was this latest comic? Just some random word fun while doing a chem lab at 2am...When else would we be doing then?

-N/A

January 18th, 2010

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I've added a new hosting site for the webcomic, since there was a nice advertisement forum with it. Hopefully this will get us some actual readers!

Anyways readers can also check up our comics at http://punintended.weebly.com/index.html. The old site will likely continue to get updated sooner than this new one, unless we decide that this one is much easier to manage (which it probably is)... Rah and I need to make that decision at some point.

 

-N/A

 

January 15th, 2010

 

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So apparently last Friday we got 14 hits on our page. I'm not sure if this was just us going to the page 14 times or if it was 14 different people (or you know, somewhere in between). Either way I'm, rather impressed.
I've finally learned of the captions feature for individual images, so that might mean less in the way of announcements (which is probably a good thing, because they would surely take over the world soon).
We had a great comic all planned out for tomorrow, and then the plans it was related to got canceled.

I still can't look at the baking comic the same way after watching Sweeney Todd. Nor can I stop singing the songs. I'm considering asking the people around me whether this is more or less annoying than the Very Potter Musical songs. I can always return to them in favour of optimizing my annoyingness.

-N/A

January 14th, 2010

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This looks a bit different, because I am lazy today.  This is what's drawn on my door right now, I decided to do something baking-themed since later today our residence is having a Bake-Off!!!!   I'll be making the answer to question 1, since I have a class during the start of the bake-off, and a committee meeting during the end.  I guess the warning isn't necessary.  If you were allergic to puns, we'd have killed you by now!

-Rah

January 11th, 2010
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Lower end actually!  Anyways, this comic needs a bit of explanation.  The situation is my mother being asked a question by two of my friends simultaneously, the result being a double-entendre.  Let me assure you, she is answering the right-most question!  My mother is from the Netherlands.  :)

-Rah


So the official decision is that we post sometime each Monday and Friday. We aren't going to aim to be one of those just after midnight sites. Firstly because we can't promise to be at our computers just after midnight every Sunday into Monday and Thursday into Friday. A student's life can get unpredictable like that. Anyways Rah should have the other one up at some point in the next 22 hours and 51 minutes. You can actually hold your breath on that one (assuming you're some kind of freak who can hold their breath for that exact length of time, just in case she's at the upper end of it).

-N/A

January 8th, 2010

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We finally posted!!! We offer our consolations to those who did hold their breaths. Funeral arrangements are being made.  There will be cake.
Note: these are actual, unintentional puns that we've heard being made.  Hopefully they're at least half as funny in comic form, but maybe you had to be there. :D

-N/A and Rah

January 4th, 2010

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We plan to post our first ever comic today. Holding your breath still isn't recommended.

-N/A

December 29th, 2009